Tooshei's Rating:

Sean Michaels's skills when it comes to interracial movies are relatively potent. A good mix of women are showcased (even though one is always subjected to some of those "twig-sized Heather Locklear" looking women. . . ) and most, if not all of them, exude abundant heat when in action, so they're not ONLY there for the paycheck and royalties. Let's see how he fairs with this effort.
OPENER: Butterfly vs. Lana Sands vs. Vanessa Chase
The movie starts right off the bat with the threesome on a bed, just warming up each other really. No heat, just delicate pussy-munch and titty-suck by the other two on ebony, Butterfly. Butterfly's a sweet can of pussy you do not want to miss.
SCENE #1: Lee Ann vs. Sean Michaels
The needy griddy starts in one nice and vast kitchen, with Sean who's with a blond vixen dressed in a tight blue velvet dress: Lee Ann. Probably the type of girl he was looking for too. Blonde with stringy hair and blue eyes: The epitomy of a white girl, fit for his sexual hunger.
This is most likely Lee Ann's only on-screen performance as I've checked almost everywhere for additional work of hers, in vain. She might not appeal to everyone, with her near flat chest (she actually doesn't even take off the whole dress and only hitches it up to her stomach) and regular looks. But that's where her beauty begins actually.
Ever noticed how some white women on The Jerry Sprigner Show are not "fat" but somewhat thick, carrying maybe between 10-20 extra pounds than they should weigh to be called "thin". Lee Ann is the same. Aside from the wall-shaped chest, Lee Ann's carrying a pair of meaty milky thighs and a large fleshy piece of ass that begs to be done with great vigor and authority. Her southern name, slight physical nonchalance (but still appealing for a "regular girl"), long stringy blond haired & blue eyed looks might trigger the words "trailer park trash" into some people's lips. Mine say "Where's the vaseline bottle?".
Lee Ann: FRENCH KISSING (lot of slow heat), small pussy-munch, missionary on kitchen counter (one and then two legs on his shoulders), blowjob(mechanical head bob accompanied by hand job around the cock; boring), doggystyle (she barely talks OR shouts during the whole scene, but Sean still manages to make her gasp her bottled pleasure out as soon as he slides his 9 inch infatuation inside her trailor park nookie), standing doggystyle #2 kneeling one leg on a couch's arm (various close-up shots done but when the camera finally performs the "panoramic" shot where you see everything from sideways, it does so for about 2 seconds. Not giving us enough time, if you see what I mean. . . ).
She then sits on the same sofa and Sean performs a facial via his usual "barely respectable" load but by his vocal ecstacy (trying to psyche himself), you know he enjoyed Lee Ann and wanted to gush more on her face. Not a bad scene but Lee Ann not being vocal enough and the lack of camera shots where you see her being done entirely (what I call "panoramic shots") were lacking. OK scene but I mostly enjoyed it because Lee Ann personnafies what's good about meaty girls.
SCENE #2: Jhane vs. Gerry Pike
The scene starts out where Gerry seems to be practicing some form of martial art, as Jhane's passing by and appears interested in the sturdy white man she spots.
Jhane is one of those woman who's just an actress who gets work here and there, but isn't a full fledge star (you'll definitely never see her on a box cover anytime soon). She's a pretty good sight to have though, as she's slim, with really long black shiny hair, clear dark skin (as if she's from a sunny city and takes care of her skin) and a relatively meaty toosh that's round (not "big" though) enough to be sqeezable and jiggle to a rough pound. Her face is rather appealing and her all-around fit frame makes her delectable to straddle. If dark women make your johnson rise. . . better go take the wiping apparels right away.
Jhane: Blowjob (One of the best I've seen in a while! As she braces herself to tackle the cock, she studies it while delicately jerking it and when she finally gets to work. . . sheesh! She hardens this erection even more, alternatively, with slow and fast suctions, sometimes savouring the side, and finally COMPLETELY deep throating the 6" bulging manhood. He stood up with a poker face through the whole scene but finally sighs a compliment at the end, driven nut under her Africam-American dick work. ), 69, cowgirl, doggystyle (REALLY good. 1)Nice camera work with different camera view but at least a couple where you see her whole body getting rocked hard 2)Profound pound 3) She craves it vocally and R-E-A-L-L-Y loves to be mounted this way. ), reverse missionary position, where it's the fellow's rear end that faces her, sideway penetration.
Gerry ends up frosting her visage with a soothing thick load, almost making you wonder when it's going to end. Good load indeed. Fine job from both performers.
SCENE #3: Jordan McKnight vs. Peter North
The scene starts out with a close up of Jordan's face and as if cued, North's pecker slowly slides from the side of the screen, inside her mouth. Do I really need to describe Her Ebony Highness!?! The sweet, naive-looking face? The smooth dark skin? The girly voice making you feel oh-so manly and hardened in your undergarnments?! The not too big mouth watering dark breasts? The flat stomach? The toosh that's round enough for a girl her size??? Thank you porn.
Jordan McKnight: Blowjob (If there was a program in college entitled "Blowjob 101", Jordan would not only be diplomate. . . she'd be teacher and Dean all together! Same skills than Jhane is what I mean. ), Pussy-munch, Missionary on her stomach - Horizontal Doggystyle basically (rare position in porn and Peter pounds with unbridled eager on her dark pooper trunk, even cuddling his pelvic on her just to feel how much blackness she's carrying back there. Jordan's vocal and facial distress says it all!), Missionary, sideway penetration.
Peter, true to himself, unloads his usual abundance of warm outflow on her dark face, mouth closed. She even smiles after a few seconds as Peter seemed to "have a lot on his mind" and makes it seem, like Gerry, as if he'll be exploding forever. A notch under the last scene because of the slight lack of heat, meaning it was, literally, not bad.
SCENE #4: Vision vs. Sean Michaels
Exclusively sex; with Vision done on and in front of a hammock, actually. To tell the truth, this scene was pretty uninspiring and although Vision is a decent treat to the eyes (read-head, blue eyes, firm tits and meaty ass), this scene didn't make her look good as a performer, with many close-ups for all of the positions (Blowjob, Missionary and Missionary Anal). Besides for the OK Blowjob, this one's a real downer.
SCENE #5: Lana Sands, Vanessa Chase, Butterfly and Candi Conner vs. Sean align
One decent cast in this last scene which takes place on a large bed.
Candi Conner -- Remember what I was saying about "twig-sized Heather Locklear" looking women earlier? She's blonde, the end of her 20's, skinny and almost no breast or backside. To top it all, she has an "OK face". . . at best. Knock yourselves out toothpick fans.
Vanessa Chase -- She barely looks 2She has sleeked and short brown hair (above her neck), perky tits and a rump that's slightly sticks out but it's her skinniness that makes her look so young. And it's her "delicately feminine, young and barely started college" demeanor that will have you digging in your boxers (. . . or briefs!) once you see her. To tell you the truth, Vanessa's nice to look at but if you want a sweeter and more tender piece of ass (read "less skinny but not fat at all") look for actress "Leanna Heart" who looks around the same innocent and nahive age (she starred in "Cumback Pussy 5", among other works). If you like women, you'll love Leanna. Guaranteed.
Butterfly -- This young princess is a sweet treat to the soul. She's as brown-colored as Domonique Simone, short hair to under her ears, as young-looking as Vanessa, slim, same perky tits and one of the most squeezable chubby chunk of trunk you'll ever witness. Her pure brown skin color makes it look even more delicious. Her eyes and all-around face are nothing less than pristine and if young angelical gals are your thing, perhaps you'd like to get acquainted with Butterfly.
Lana Sands -- And on the 7th day, God created Lana Sands! Pure feminine perfection. . . even with her nearly flat chest! Constitued of light brown colored-skin, long brown stringy hair, a beautiful yet nasty face that implores "Lay it as hard as you can between my thighs, I can take all of it!" and a fanny so thick and large, you'll be skipping supper just to pig out on it. . . Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Jennifer Lopez!
Candi Conner: Doggystyle, anal. (yes, the scene's THAT short and there's nothing wrong with that!)
Vanessa Chase: Blowjob with other girls, Missionary (Delightful. It's a sweaty and dark Sean vehemently inserting his fully-grown self between her young white woman's inner thighs and her barely able to make it through, that makes this one enjoyable to watch), Sideway.
Lana Sands: Blowjob (Jesus Christ can she slurp! She gluttonizes the erection with her tongue and drives it inside her warm watery mouth with no specific direction. Sean just finds it unbearble and lets himself go inside her mouth but she goes on slurping him, as if she was thirsty for more ejaculation. Short footage from the whole film but that you'll remember often. . . believe me. ), Missionary (about 2 seconds), Doggystyle (she spreads her back treasure to Sean and even though there are none of those "panoramic shots", one other moment from the movie will stick to your mind: As she's bent over, munching Vanessa's titties, she dimly heaves with grimacing difficulty: "It's too much. . . it's just too much!". ) Thank you Porn.
Butterfly: Blowjob (Her youthful face making sweet sloppy love to this cock makes Sean gasps loudly and us even louder. . . ), Pussy-diddling, Sideway, Doggystyle (Sean slides himself in Buttefly's pristine pussy alterning between short and deep strokes, grabs one of her cheeks by a nice chunk of fat, shakes it and then smacks that sweet piece of ass while it's still jiggling. . . Sean's trademark! It's so good she has to hold Vanessa's hand to make it through. . . ), Missionary (Her pussy never took this much and probably never will and just to give you a mental picture: she yelps as if she was in labor and the baby's head was about to come out. I swear. ) Sean Michaels can be THAT good. The latter ends hers and all of her assistants' misery by cumming decent spurts on their zesty faces.
An above average movie because of the few camera and technical drawbacks here and there. Perfect for rent; debatable as it relates to purchasing it, but hey, I'm not paid to be your wallet, now am I?.
Sean Michaels' Bad Girls gets a 7.

Posted By Tooshei, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM