Lecher's Rating:

Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Sindee Coxx, Meridian, Jay Ashley, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone.

The picture is good, and the sound is good; the sets are pretty cheesy, but it's possible that they were after a campy feel, so I'll give them that one.

There are some bizzare sexual situations, like Kaitlyn petting these "animals" in a cage, and then getting dragged to the ground and fucked brainless by them, but they actually fall pretty flat. They try for shocking, and come out lame.

Well, if you can shut off the critical aspect of your mind for a while, you might just enjoy this. If you can get your imagination involved and try to see these things as really happening, then you might just get turned on (if your sexuality is twisted enough). But if you try to evaluate the movie while you're watching it, then you're sure to find yourself saying, "What is this crap?"

Well, being a singularly twisted individual, and also being capable (with great effort) of shutting off my faculties for critical evaluation, I was actually able to start getting into the sex in this moive. I say start, because once I was half way into it, they suddenly changed the tone of the scene and threw me off the scent. They start out their scenes fairly harsh, like when the "dog-boys" grab Kaitlyn and start into what looks like a rape scene, or when the clown with the 20" dick (as plastic as a credit card) forces his attentions on the somewhat reluctant Kaitlyn. Then, part way into the scene, the tone will chage, and the whole thing becomes totally consentual. Not that this is a problem (women enjoying sex are more fun to watch than women not enjoying sex) in itself, but it totally defeats the purpose. With their outlandish approach, Zane's only chance on this one is to shock us, but they keep chickening out. They won't shock us, and if this movie isn't shocking, then it's just ridiculous. We're screwed either way.

A cherry is a cherry, and a banana is a banana. If cherries tasted like bananas, then a lot of people would stop eating them. What I mean by this is that something should be decidely one way or the other. This movie isn't shocking and offensive (in which case Rob Black fans might like it), nor it it tender and beautiful (in which case it might go over well with couples). It refuses to be decidedly anything, and so we must relegate it to the position of nothing. I'll give it a 2, just to be nice.

Posted By Lecher, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM