Roger's Rating:

If impressive press kits are a good omen, then this is going to be one hell of a great movie. I already documented all of the really cool stuff they sent with this one. They also pulled out all of the stops for ODS. Wicked has packed two full bonus discs to go along with this three hour comedy. Since the bulk of the review focuses on the sex scene, I'm going to take a swipe at the story in the intro. It's a really involved script and non-sex stuff takes up an awful lot of the 180 minute running time. Operation Desert Stormy is a spy comedy that borrows a little bit from True Lies, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Spies Like Us and the Naked Gun movies. It features Stormy Daniels and Steven St. Croix as a couple of low end Government workers with dead end careers and a failing marriage. They end up going on a mission so secret that no one knows they are on it. That leads them into a world where Ron Jeremy is both Middle Eastern and a terrorist kingpin and where all of the girls in the harem are hot, horny and well groomed. It features a great cast including Wicked Girl Kaylani Lei, Jenna Haze, Lorena Sanchez, Audrey Bitoni, Nicole Sheridan and others. I love the script for this movie. It is funny and even when we have to wait a long time between sex scenes, they keep us entertained. I also like the fact that there is sexy stuff that is no part of a sex scene per say. Stormy running around in a nightie or a tanktop is fucking sexy. Too few movies throw that stuff in these days. More on the project as a whole at the end, but this should set you up for the sex.

After a lovely opening tango, these two super secret agents pull the classic disrobe scene that ends with a pile of guns and weapons at the foot of the bed. With all the hardware out of the way Randy starts to do things to Stormy that her husband "George" never does. She climbs on top and looks fantastic as she rides his hard dick. The sex scene is a bit short, but only feels that way because it looks so good. Why would we want to stop looking at this lovely sight? Stormy finishes him off with a great blowjob. Randy busts his nut on her tongue and she swallows it like a good girl.

That opener was just a dream, or rather a nightmare that kicks off Steven's day. He and his wife work together, but she seems to have no respect for him at all. At the office, the boss has even less respect and sends him down to get some coffee. He runs into science nerd Jenna Haze and the two engage in some hilarious flirting that leads to some virtual reality sex. Even in a computer simulation Jenna I stunning and knows how to suck cock. The blowjob is really short though because he wants to bend her over and fuck that tight little pussy. The VR look to the scene hurts the head a little bit, but there is no getting around the strokeablility of any Jenna Haze scene. Since it's a fantasy world, he slides his dick up her ass and she can't seem to get enough. She even takes a nice load on her face. Virtual fuck or not, this is hot.

Randy is on his mission and not doing very well with the ladies. He does manage to score Kaylani though and it just doesn't get any better than that. She finds a way to stroke his cock even with all those flowers on her head and around her wrists. As all of them seem to be, her blowjob is very short. That leaves us plenty of time to admire her petite frame as she bounces in reverse cowgirl. They do some great looking standing doggy before Randy leaves a load on her cute little ass.

There is about fifteen minutes of story leading to this scene and it's worth watching. In fact the dialog is funnier than this scene is hot. We shouldn't blame Lorena or Nakita for that, though, it is kind of tough to enjoy a veggie scene with Ron Jeremy right in there. There is some hot toy play here as Lorena uses a glass dildo on her harem mate's tight ass. Nakita still knows how to make a scene hot and hasn't lost any of her flexibility in recent years.

I wonder if this scene means that we are going to see Nicole fuck another guy later. At any rate, Voodoo has some smooth moves with the ladies and ends up with his dick in Roxy's mouth. This blowjob lasts a little longer and features some nice hand action. Voodoo dishes out the cock slowly, working it way into Roxy and letting her feel every inch. Once she gets used to it, Roxy climbs on top and shows some pretty hot hip moves. This is pretty sexy stuff and she dismounts for an energetic facial finish.

Tony and Marcus are a couple of British agents who cross paths with our heroes. Things don't go smoothly in the twenty minutes or so leading up to this scene, but all is forgiven. They have to pleasure some of the harem girls before setting them free. With the odds in their favor, both guys have a lot of fun. This is a small enough group to keep the action focused. We get wall to wall eye candy as the girls take turns and plenty of girl on girl kissing to keep everyone happy. There is very little one to one heat, but if you like small groups, it is tough to go wrong here. When the guys pop, the girls even give us some serious cum swapping.

Tommy gets his hands on the VR glasses and dreams up Melissa in a bunch of hot fantasy costumes. She ends up as a dominatrix who orders him to eat her pussy. The VR look is kind of annoying again, but Melissa manages to let us all see how much she loves riding cock. Her new bolt ons are prominently displayed during reverse cowgirl and she seems to keep up with Tommy every stroke of the way. They work their way through anal with Melissa doing her usual fine job of opening up her colon for his condom-covered invader. She eats his spunk in the end, sucking his dick dry like you knew she would.

It is time for our heroes to finally fix their marriage problems. With everything happy we get to see Stormy go to work on dick once again. She lies flat on the bed and sucks. I honestly think that she looks better in this position than anyone in porn? Anyone else agree? I just never see other girl arch their body this way and show off what they have. Too bad it's another short blowjob. She rolls over and crosses her legs in front of her chest to let him go deep. They fuck with all the passion that has been missing from their marriage. I love the doggy here and the whole scene leaves me wanting more. More of Stormy, more of this kind of energy and more sex scenes.

Bonus: Disc one has a nice audio commentary if you want to listen to Stormy and Steven talk about the movie. Disc two has a BTS documentary that is pretty good. IT also has a There is also a hilarious Stormy cartoon, bloopers, interviews with the harem girls, casting call footage and a dozen other little clips and hilarious side trips. Disc Three has a number of Ron Jeremy features. They are great, but it's the extra sex that makes this disc worth while. Nicole Sheridan and Derek Pierce get it on in one deleted scene while Voodoo nails the always awesome Tory Lane in the other. I know why they cut the scenes out. The movie is already three hours long, but don't miss these. Nicole is fucking great and Tory gets rammed raw by Voodoo. Bonus sex scenes include Kaylani Lei and Chris Cannon from Candelabra and Randy Spears with Carmel Moore from Black Widow. Two more hot scenes to enjoy. Stormy's Favorites takes us into the Wicked warehouse with Stormy. She picks out a few of her favorite DVDs and we get to watch her bone Voodoo, Randy Spears and Steven St. Croix. That's seven bonus scenes people. That's what I call bonus fucking material. On top of that there are trailers, a promo reel and the usual good stuff. They have spent a lot of time on the BTS stuff and I appreciate that. It's very, very good. Still, it is the bonus sex that turns this good bonus into great bonus. Seven hot scenes including three from Stormy make this one of the best collection of bonus material I have seen all year.

There is a lot to love about this movie. It is one of the best comedies of the year. In fact, it might be the best comedy of the year. I just finished with Not the Bradys XXX and this one matches up well against it as an overall project. It is technically solid with great lighting and editing. I generally don't like movies with this much "in between" time, but found that the story was interesting enough to keep me tuned in. This is also a very well acted piece. Stormy and St. Croix have a LOT of dialog and handle it very, very well. Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy and Nicole Sheridan add their acting talents as well. The cast is gorgeous. Stormy looks fantastic in and out of her clothes. Perhaps we could have seen her in another scene or two, but at least we get a solid pair. Kaylani and Jenna pop up to do their thing. It's always nice to have two total hotties come in and back up the star sexually. My biggest complaint about the movie is that the sex scenes are too short. They are well shot and generally have good energy and great looking girls. Longer scenes would be better, at least for the raincoaters in the audience. Stormy pops up twice and even swallows. She teases and does that freaking on her belly blowjob thing that gets me every time. Kaylani lends her petite frame to a very hot scene. Jenna Haze and her "slutty ass" turn in a very fine scene as well. As a feature, Operation Desert Stormy is fantastic. As a comedy it is as good as it gets. There is room to improve sexually, but for a feature, there are still some killer scenes. Look for ODS to pick up a whole bunch of trophies at the end of the year. It's as impressive as the press kit and then some.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM