Roger's Rating:

Even though it's been nearly two weeks since I sat through “Neu Wave Hookers” I am still looking for some good porn to wipe away that horrible memory. Perhaps taking a trip into the familiar world of Robby D/Jack will finally do the trick. If anyone has been under a rock for the last few years it's very simple. Jack has been cut out of the family money and has taken a job with the Teen America pageant. He is supposed to be getting some behind the scenes footage and interview with the contestants, but sexy things always seem to happen. Whatever sound guy he brings to the shoot ends up fucking the pretty young girl silly. By now the beauty pageant idea may be wearing thin, but it still manages to work more often than not. This time around he has an interesting cast that includes a few women who might not exactly put the “teen” in “Teen America” but who knows what fun little parts Robby will write for them.

Starting with the familiar interview style, Jack interview Jamie Elle. Scott Nails is the sound go so we know that he will soon have his cock inside of her mouth. Though she is nineteen years old, she likes hanging out at the playground. She shows off her sexy ass and it takes all of twenty seconds for Scott to suggest putting his dick in there. They tape her to the playground equipment and have some fun with her. Her ass is next. Wow this scene is moving along at a rapid pace. He decides to give her pussy a pump as well. Jamie is bent over on the slide and she looks like she is quite comfortable there. The scene is over rather quickly with a shot right in her mouth. Not a bad scene, but it's not the best of the series.

Candy is already on her knees in a fetish outfit when her scene begins. She is a busty blonde with a Barbie doll look and a submissive attitude. Her huge funbags are on display and get some gentle abuse thanks to a set of nipple clamps. Eventually the nipple play stops and she is on her knees to have her mouth violated. It isn't deep or rough face fucking. In fact it doesn't appear that Candy can take much cock between her lips. If fits just fine in her pussy though. She rides in cowgirl and then in reverse, taking every inch with little effort. Candy doesn't look much like a Teen America contestant, but she looks quite strokeable in doggy with a big cock pounding her folds. Her chin gets sprayed and glazed with cream at the conclusion of a solid scene.

Yasmine Vega looks like she could be the mother of one of the teen contestants and doesn't really speak a lot of English. That doesn't stop her from giving a good short interview and then giving Kevin, the sound guy, a special look at her assets. The tease footage here is very hot, especially if you like long lapdances. Eventually she stops dancing and starts sucking. Jack stays close while she moans around Kevin's meat, swallowing it easily without gagging. Though she is older than most of the other girls, a bit too thin and rather leathery looking, Yasmine seems to like dick and that brings a good energy to the mix. She looks a bit younger with her clothes off, but is still really skinny and top-heavy. Yasmine ends up taking it on the face. I don't think she will be competing for the title, but she has the right attitude.

Gigi is a perfect girl for the contest. She does phone sex for a living and lets the camera crew film her while she takes a call. It makes for very interesting tease footage as she talks to her “daddy” and then works on a secretary fantasy. Scott Nails is back on the boom so he gives her a real cock to help with the performance. The gagging takes away from the fantastic sight of this pretty girl working on his hose. They even find a way to work a female caller into the action as he returns the favor. I like the way she plays this scene, going back and forth between calls and changing her tone as the action progresses. Eventually she stops with the calls and just focuses on giving Scott a hot blowjob. Now that she is free to have fun Gigi climbs on top and starts fucking him in reverse cowgirl. He gives it to her really hard from behind and then jerks a nice wad right onto her face. I loved the phone sex part and Gigi is a very sexy girl.

Jenaveve is trying to play basketball in a plaid skirt and stripper shoes. Once you get done laughing you might want to take a long look at her awesome body. Jack certainly notices and sticks around as she shoots baskets with her blouse wide open. She actually manages to make one shot during the long tease, but eventually she heads inside to let Eric Masterson spank her pretty ass. She's got a gorgeous face and gets right down there to suck on his cock. With some nice POV shots and great eye candy from every angle, Jenaveve manages to turn in the best blowjob of the movie so far. She keeps on the ridiculous shoes as she bends her over and starts fucking. (By the way, he has a condom on for those of you who are keeping track.) The cowgirl footage is nearly as good as the blowjob this time around. Her pretty ass makes for some great footage and Jen certainly doesn't lack sexual heat. A big facial would be perfect, but instead he shoots all over her tits.

As we already knew, the pageant idea has been done a whole lot by now. That doesn't mean it's a bad set up though. It really works in the final scene with Jenaveve. She is so cute that she probably could compete in a contest like this and do well even if she never dropped to her knees. Her scene is one of the best so make sure you stick around for it. I loved the set up on Gigi's scene as well. Having her do phone sex was a great idea, but having her switch conversations made is really fantastic. Of course that wouldn't mean much if she didn't finish with a strong sex scene. Yasmine and Candy don't exactly look like the Teen America type, but they both turn in decent scenes so the movie works even when it strays from the tested formula. Like all Robby D movies, this one is nicely shot with a good mix of eye candy and hot sex. It would be hard to beat Jenaveve in a competition so definitely stick around to see get fucked. This isn't the strongest Teen America movie to date, but it's still good looking porn with more than a few spankable moments.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM