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With Jessica Darlin posting her porn belongings on Ebay this week (Listed as the Jessica Darlin Collection) I decided to find some of her older titles to review. In doing so I found this movie from the Extreme Associates vault. It is a collection of scenes from Tom Byron's Planet of the Gapes movies. Tom and Jessica introduce the action and she makes reference to certain critics who think that she and Tommy fuck each other too often. Dude, who said that? If I ever Byron and had Jessica at my disposal I would shoot her every chance I got. In fact I think I would shoot with her every day, but that's just me. Along with Jessica, Tom brings back a few of his other faves for this little best of flick.

We go right into some footage of Jessica's ass as Tommy works a finger in there. Just about the time things get good, we cut to the first scene featuring Stormy Waves and Blair Segall. When I first reviewed this I listed Stormy as very cute. I don't know about that. She isn't bad, but Blair is the one who is really cute and has a hot little ass to boot. The interview footage is rather uneventful, but we get a chance to look at two pretty nice asses as the girls strip each other down. I love Blair's smile and she seems to be the better cock sucker. They both go down on Tom with a lot of energy though, working his hard meat into their mouths and juicing him up properly for some hot fucking. He goes into Blair first and her tight little box is a perfect match for his meat. While he gets deep inside of her slit, Stormy (Not the Wicked contract girl by the way) works Tommy from behind, licking his ass and playing with his balls. The anal action brings us a lot of really good tight shots as he goes deep into Blair's booty. Stormy also gets poked in the pooper and provides some great gape shots for our viewing pleasure. Byron sprays his cum right into Blair's eye so she has to keep hers closed as the girls share the shot.

Tom and Jessica are still at it in between scenes. He pulls her ass apart and then turns her into a cock sucking machine. As usual she does a stunning job, taking him deep and gagging without making those stupid fucking duck sounds that chicks make today. There is nothing brutal about this blowjob and that is what makes it so damn hot. Jessica licks his ass and delivers the kind of blowjob that we just don't see often enough.

Sabrina Johnson is the next gaper to get buys and in her schoolgirl outfit she is just too cute. I'm not sure why she vanished so quickly, but when she was working, Sabrina was one of the best foul-mouthed UK girls in the biz. She and Luciano hook up for a scene that beings with some great looking head. Sabrina flashes her eyes to the camera once in a while, but does seem a little bit more interested in his ass. Luciano returns the favor, getting her gaper all wet and ready before his dick even goes inside. He rolls her over and shoves that cock right into her waiting pussy. Always vocal, Sabrina adds a lot of heat to the action with her sexy sounds. Before we see her ass get fucked, we get to enjoy shots of her butt during cowgirl. The anal begins with some perfectly shot RCA that keeps the action flowing and sets us up for the bigger gapes later. Sabrina gets on her back for that shot, holding her cheeks open and making it gape nice and big. I love the great anal, gape fans will love the wide open cave shot and we can all enjoy the big pop on her sexy face. Yeah, the porn world misses Sabrina Johnson.

By the time we come back to Jessica, she is ready to lie on her back with her sexy legs up to her shoulders and her ass ready to go. Tom works her slowly, pumping his cock in for a bit and then using his fingers to help things along. Jessica always gave a great anal scene and when you combine that with the face that she has a body that looks great in any position, you always come away with something hot.

Vivian Valentine his a nasty little redhead with a pretty hot ass. She is also the next girl to gape for us. Luciano is back and he lets her work his cock with her feet before he dives in for some anal finger play. Viv never really turned me on the way some girls do, but she was always solid and seems to be having fun sucking on his cock in this scene. Her eye contact is pretty good and she willingly dives that tongue between his cheeks while he does the same during some intense 69. He takes her from behind, working that lovely backside in his hands as he gets her pussy all juicy. They stay in doggy throughout the vag and into anal. After only a few strokes her ass is ready to tape so we get repeated pull outs to show off the shot. To spice up the RCA, he smacks her thighs a bit, but Viv just takes it with a slightly blank smile. She closes the scene by taking a shot on the face. (Of course.)

Back to base we go. Jessica is in RCA and now really letting Tom plow away. Her eyes kind of roll back in her head as she proves to be the single best fuck in the flick. This is why Tom shot her so much. Every single time they did a scene together we got something that looked great, felt real and was strokeable from start to finish. She sucks the big load out onto her pretty face, leaving us to watch Angelica Sin already knowing we've seen the best this movie has to offer.

No offense to Angelica, but she can't hold a candle to Jess. That is not to say that Angelica doesn't look good in this scene because she does. Those huge tits are on display as she sits on the couch with Mark Davis waiting for some action. When she tires of waiting, Angelica whips out that big cock and starts sucking on it like her life depends on what is waiting inside. Mark reaches around to get at her ass, but she wants all of the attention on her blowjob for a while. There s a bit of digital strobing that I hate, but mostly this is just another well shot fuck. He pushes her legs way back to fuck her pussy and then lets Angelica drop her full weight down on him, driving his fat dick right up her ass. Rolling into doggy she sticks her ass in the air and gives us a monster gape. They return to mish so he can push her legs back again, this time going deep in her asshole. Davis ends the scene by giving her a huge load right on the face. Not as good as Jessica scene, but not bad either.

A “Best of” collection after only three movies in a series is kind of like a band releasing a “greatest hits” album every time they want to sell a new single (Ahem, Rolling Stones) but this isn't a bad little collection. None of the scenes pulled form the old stuff is as good as the fuck Jess and Tommy give us, but that scene is all cut up. She still blows the other girls away and reminds us all how hot she was. (Buy the Jessica compilation movies if you really want to see something great.) If you like gape shots, then Sabrina and Angelica give you reason to cheer here. Overall it is a good stroke flick with solid action for raincoaters who like assholes that echo.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM